Brittany S'Pierce. It's Brittany...Bitch

sourpatchfinn:

coollikeepilepsy:

sourpatchfinn replied to your post: duckizzle started following you i’m confused….

i thought she was a cat…

i like cats and also ducks but she says she’s a person. which is fine. but i’ve always wanted to meet an izzle.

i guess being a person’s okay. at least that was simba won’t want to, like chase her like he does the other animals. i don’t know what an izzle is. is it anything like a lizard?

i don’t know what an izzle is either. but i want to meet one.

sourpatchfinn replied to your post: duckizzle started following you i’m confused….

i thought she was a cat…

i like cats and also ducks but she says she’s a person. which is fine. but i’ve always wanted to meet an izzle.

duckizzle started following you

i’m confused. are you a duck or an izzle?

sourpatchfinn replied to your post: what i did on my summer vacation. by brittany susan pierce.

i almost hit a possum once. it was really scary.

scarier than the mail man?

this summer, i was a little sad that we lost nationals but i got to see new york and eat a hot dog from a cart there so that was totally cool. i spent a lot of time with my super sexy girlfriend santana. rachel taught me how to make showfaces. i saw mr. schuester at the grocery store when i got lost trying to find twenty rolls of toilet paper because i was babysitting my sister and she wanted to play mummy. it was really weird to find out that mr. schue does stuff other than at school and whore around with the over 25-crowd.

i followed a girl around the mall for three hours because i thought she was kesha, but it wasn’t kesha and then i got asked to leave the mall by one of the security guards on one of those motorized rolly thingies.

and puck taught me how to change a tire because mine got broke after i narrowly avoided hitting a squirrel that i then named chester.